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What Oil Shortage?

Issue 11 and Volume 109.

A lot of folks can’t understand how we came to have an oil shortage here in our country.

Well, there’s a very simple answer.

Nobody bothered to check the oil.

We just didn’t know we were getting low; and the reason for that is purely geographical.

Our oil is located in:

Alaska
California
Coastal Florida
Coastal Louisiana
Kansas
Oklahoma
Pennsylvania
and
Texas

Our dipsticks are located in Washington, D.C.